- breaks into your room: ITS ALMOST OCTOBER
- rips open blinds: SMELL THE PUMPKINS
- pulls you out of bed: LOOK AT THE LEAVES
- leans in really close:
- feel the spoopy
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor
And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.